BOBO.
AN ENTIRELY FICTIONAL MOTION COMIC
Jensen Bobo and the fictional Agent CZ plotting over a glowing red map in a rainy penthouse.
ISSUE NO. 001A BEAR-MARKET FAIRY TALE

01 / THE PLAN HONG KONG · 02:47 AM

THE BIG
SHORT
HOLIDAY.

One bear. One spy.
One wildly irresponsible retirement plan.

ENTER THE CONSPIRACY
JENSEN BOBO“CZ… what if the dip
was the whole plan?”
SCROLL TO UNFOLD THE STORYSATIRE. EVERY LAST CANDLE.
TOP SECRET / VERY QUESTIONABLE

A brilliant plan.
According to absolutely nobody.

↓
Bobo pulls a comically oversized lever as Agent CZ watches a fictional trading room erupt in red candles.

02 / RED DAY SOMEWHERE BELOW SUPPORT

SMALL BEAR.
BIG RED
ENERGY.

MEANWHILE, IN THE VERY FAKE CONTROL ROOM…

Agent CZ arrived with a briefcase, a tiny earpiece and the confidence of a man who had already booked the yacht.

Bobo pressed the enormous red button.
It was labelled “definitely a good idea.”

FOLLOW THE MONEY ↘
AGENT CZ“The market is down.
Our holiday budget is up.”
The two fictional conspirators escape a neon-lit marina on a lavish speedboat with gold-filled luggage.

03 / THE GETAWAY LAST BOAT OUT · 04:06 AM

NO CALLS.
NO CHARTS.
JUST YACHTS.

THE EXIT STRATEGY HAD A SWIM PLATFORM.

A suspicious amount of luggage.
A very unsuspicious straw hat.

Our heroes disappeared into the night, leaving behind one sticky note:
“Gone fishing. Indefinitely.”

SET COURSE FOR ABSURDITY ↘
JENSEN BOBO“Wake me when
we own the horizon.”
Bobo and Agent CZ enjoying an extravagant private-island holiday with adult Chinese friends and resort hosts, a villa and a superyacht.

04 / PARADISE BOBO ISLAND · NEVER O'CLOCK

BEARISH
ON WORK.
BULLISH
ON LIFE.

AND SO, HE RETIRED. AGGRESSIVELY.

A private island. A billion imaginary dollars. A house full of friends, immaculate hospitality and absolutely no morning alarms.

CZ handled the reservations.
Bobo handled doing nothing.

NET WORTH$8,888,888,888COMIC-BOOK DOLLARS. EXTREMELY LIQUID.
JENSEN BOBO“I have finally found
my support level.”